To encourage you to keep going.
To remind you to be strong.

Published on May 3, 2017 in Picture Quotes, Quote of the Day
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My Next Life.

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.

 
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

 
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.

 
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally
promiscuous.

 
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
responsibilities.

 
Then you become a baby, and then… You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions – Central heating, room service on tap, and then…

 

You finish off as an orgasm.

 

Written by George Carlin, (1937-2008)

 

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